ATTENTION ALL MEN WHO READ MY BLOG.......
So I have noticed that there are certain moves that all men (well ar least the ones I have been with) know and do while sleeping with women (i.e. me). One in particular that I can call to mind is putting hands underneath me to lift my pelvis, but there are more, and I wonder how do all men know to do that? Is there some secret annual seminar that women don't know about? Do you learn from other men (fathers, friends, uncles)? Or is sex so instinctual that certain moves are just natural? Or is there something else I don't know about? Granted, there are certain moves that have been very specific for specific men, but there are always those faithful tricks that add a little spice. And if there is some sort of seminar or conversation, then why is it that eating pussy is not discussed? Not every man has mastered that art; actually most that I have been with have not mastered it. There is more to going down on a woman than a simple lick. And there is definitely no biting involved (ouch). Please men, do not do that unless you are directed to do so. But really, I want to know, how do you know what to do? As a woman, I can't say that there is any conversation about what we should do, but there have been discussions on what a man could do to really put us over the edge. And speaking of that, how do men receive a woman giving directives in bed? Does that mess with a man's ego?
So men, this one is for you. Speak up. And women, is it just me, or have you experienced the same thing (that there are certain moves that all of the men you have been with know?)
Holla at your southern girl. I am an inquiring mind :)
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uh, wow dumbass. not only did you answer the question with very vivid, and witty pictures (pink lake of pleasure, Palmela, etc.), but you really gave a lesson. I wonder how many woman are going to read that more than once (as did I) and say "That'll do it," and then pass it on to one who needs a little "advice." You definitely gave me what I was looking for. Thanks for putting it out there...
Wow
P.S. This blog is all about honesty, hunh?
WOW dumbass.....i am definitely forwarding that final part to some men who need a lesson on licking the valley until the river begins to flow. Maybe this description can help them.
As far as men and how they know what to do..i certainly agree that they pay attention to what women say and, mostly, to the men in their lives. Guys can be predictable like that. What I love is the guy who is willing to step outside that box because that is when i really get turned on and get the best "O". When i feel like i'm fucking a text book, the first thing I think about it how to get this guy to leave the classroom and apply some real knowledge. I think guys need to realize a few things:
1. women RESPOND to the cliche moves
2. women ENJOY the out of the box moves
I have had recent encounters with an individual who each time manages to do something that has never been done...pushes me to the limits of my sexual sanity to where i wonder when the term sprung will become part of my vocabulary very soon. Now, he didn't get there with the pelvis lift because I'm so tired of that shit that I lift my own damn pelvis, rotate it exactly where it should be.
So men, think about that next time. If you feel like you're doing the same things over and over again, so does she unles she's a virgin. And ladies, feel free to announce that you want to try something different. Get out of cliche sex because cliche sex leads to cliche orgasms (if you're lucky).
And lastly, all women want a well rounded man. Please don't think a good dick down will replace the desire for a good lick down. Because if you're not giving it, she will outsource.
hmmmmm. interesting post. i have to agree with dumbass, men do learn certain moves through porn. that's how i discovered the clit. i've never really had a problem in that department. i have an oral fixation, so i think it comes naturally to me. as for giving instructions, i don't think it will hurt most men's egos, unless they're retarded. sex is a mutual thing and the only way i can get off is if the woman is getting off too. i think this is the same for most people. so, women please be verbal. men want to know they're doing a good job or want to know how to do it right. we want to see your thighs tremble and watch you squirm as we stand back and say "AHH YEAHH!"
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