Married Sex vs. Single Sex

I have been thinking about Chris Rock's commentary on Janet Jackson's breast at the superbowl. Aside from the fact that her breast was displayed on national t.v....on a Sunday, Rock is upset with the breast incident for another reason. Basically he says that no one wants to see a 40 year old tit. A 40 year old tittie (j.j.) is "your man's tittie." 20 year old tittie on the other hand is "public tittie." I thought what he had to say was hysterical, but really when i think about it it seems kinda true. not just for breasts, but for sex as well. married sex is not attractive for a single person. what i mean is that i do not really like to hear about sex between married people. tell me about it all day long when you're dating or even engaged, but it's something about those words "i do" that makes the sex less interesting and appealing. maybe if i were married it wouldn't be an issue for me, but as a single person i don't really want to hear comments about how good the married sex life is. married sex...private sex; single sex...community sex!

Final Assessment

I'm glad you aren't my students waiting for a grade. sorry the answers took so long, but i've been tied up with moving and shit.

So, here goes:

1. Kno um tom bout? Do you know what I'm talking about?
2. coke - any type of carbonated beverage
3a. icebox - refrigerator
3b. fall papah - foil paper (I use fall papah to cover my left overs)
4. balled cone - boiled corn (I would like some balled cone with my crawfish)
5. ernge - orange (Pass me the ernge juice please)
6. washateria - laudromat, or as my non-southern roomate says "laundry mat"
7. strawberss - starburst...the candy
8. her (hint: "dallas" word - multiple translations) - here, hair, her
9. stoe, floe, doe, foe, mo - store, floor, door, fo, more "I need you to go the the stoe so get off the floe head over to the doe befoe...can't think of how 'mo' would fit in the sentence.
10. fuh - for
11. sofamoe - sophmore
12. southmore - sophmore
13. play sister - a really really close female friend; more than a friend, but not a blood relative
14. showl - sure..."You showl is ugly"/ "You sure are ugley"
15. fuh show - for sure
16. fixin - about to (i'm fixin to go to the stoe"
17. finna - about to (i'm finna go to the stoe)
18. get down - get out of the car (Are you going to get down?)
19. use ta coulda - use to could (i use ta coulda, but i can't no mo"
20. ri cheeah - right here (I'm gonna turn ri cheeah)
21. chile. - child (That's my chile right there)
22. cheerin - children (All those cheerin get on my nerves)
23. sleep - asleep (I'm sleep!)
24. hongry - hongry
25. i'se - i am (I'se going to the stoe)
26. tuda - to the (I'm going tuda stoe
27. ima - I am (Ima goin to the club)
28. bahta - about to (i'm bahta lose my mind)
29. yalldun - you all have (yalldun pissed me off)
30. nawh - no!!! (hell nawh)
31. akin - acting (y'all akin a fool)
32. therdy, fody, fiddy, and fideen - thirty, forty, fifty, and fifteen
33. dinnah - then a (Dinna bear came my way)
34. um - sorry guys, i forgot what i was thinking when i wrote this one.
35. luhta - love to (I luhta go dancing)

Pennies

so there's a penny in our toilet. do pennies not flush, or do we have a ghetto ass toilet. i wonder how long it's going to be in there.