Monday, February 21, 2005

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Now that I'm in the city, I feel like I watch one of my favorite shows more often..."Sex and the City." Christmas couldn't have gotten any better for me after I received several seasons of the show. Since I'm on break, I found it an opportune time to pull out the dvd's and enjoy the lives of four girls who don't exist...or do they? I was watching the episode when Samantha was dating a guy with funky spunk. How she stomached swallowing it I will never quite understand. As fictional as these characters are, they are not so fictional. I have a couple of friends who have experienced the funky spunk, and each of them felt it uncouth to disclose this information to the guy. Are we doing guys a disservice by not telling them if the taste of their spunk is not up to our standards? And further, are we doing other women a disservice by setting these guys loose who have no idea what their juices taste like, and feel it acceptable to expect another woman to experience such a traumatic ordeal? You may think I'm harsh for using a word like traumatic, but from what I've heard, the taste of funky spunk is so disgusting that it lingers around for days. UGH!!! I can't imagine giving a man pleasure, and then being surprised in the end by ultimate disgust. WHAT CAUSES FUNKY SPUNK? Is it a condition that can be corrected? Inquiring minds want and NEED to know. Ladies, how should we address these situations if we're ever unlucky enough to experience them? Should we tell a man if he has the funky spunk? Or is it an automatic deal breaker, so it really doesn't matter anyway? And men, do you know whether or not you have funky spunk? If you do, do you deliberately withhold that information out of the fear that you will never get your dick sucked? If this is the case, that is cruel and unusual punishment. If you don't know, aren't you the least bit curious about how you taste? For goodness sake, if you know you have funky spunk, please give us women a warning. I'm sure there are some women out there who may get turned on by funky spunk, but I think it's safe to say, it is not a majority of us. So, be a man, find out what you taste like, and together...

Let's find a cure for the funky spunk!!

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Anonymous said...

I have never experienced funky spunk!!! Not quite sure how I would deal that situation though. Ladies, I'm interested in knowing how to deal with funky spunk.

Anonymous said...

apparently it has a lot to do with a person's diet. i would think that eating the same things that make your urine spell acrid, would have similar effects on the 'love juices.' and perhaps the same applies for women as well. i don't know and wouldn't know unless i took a sampling myself. since i dont intend on doing that EVER, much like the case with funky spunk syndrome, i believe one must be told. not sure how i personally would tell someone this, but a case would be made for stocking up on pineapple juice!

and, the more i watch old SATC episodes the more i want to kick carrie. that woman deserves a serious kicking! i'd like to kick her (hard), pull her hideous frock over her head and then kick her again (really hard)! anyone else experience the same?

raina mast said...

first, i only know two first-hand stories of men who tasted their come. well two and a half-- i'll explain. one was tricked into it by a friend and gagged. the half is a guy that i can only guessed has tasted his own cum because he requested a snaowball the first and only time we were intimate. in any case, i'd conclude that men are oblivious to what they taste like. maybe we shouldn't tell them straight up but just serve them bowls and bowls of pineapple and mango and stuff them with candies and hot chocolate.... a funny thing i read after some extensive research on the topic: semen is mostly glucose, so it should taste sweeter than it does, but our taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, not in the back of the throat.

Anonymous said...

but surely living on a diet of ice cream, soda and other sugary delights will not keep the ladies swooning forever-- not once the love handles start to form! i believe there are better ways to achieve the end result and still be mindful of your waistline. agreed? btw, are you 10?!? no adult eats like this!!

by the way, bbb, whoever you are, reading your post made me wretch!! you've left nothing to the imagination! good lord!

Anonymous said...

I wasnt aware that we were allowed to use blog space for personal ads! Whoa dark knight, easy on the defense! BBB, you are lewd, but witty, so no hard feelings.

Now that we have explored FSS to its depths, let's move on...come on SGITC give us another!
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